| For the longest time we at Microsoft Corporation have given away programs as demo's to the public for no charge. It has recently come to our attention that YOU have been stealing our programs instead of paying for them. YOU leave us no choice but to remove these illegal programs from your computer. If you wish to have them replaced, you will have to appear before the Grand Jury and explain your actions. There will be a fine to pay and depending on what we find on your hard drive, even imprisonment. If you would like to settle this issue out of court, send us $250,000.00 via cheque made out to William [ Bill ] Gates, c/o The Microsoft Corporation. You can find our address at http://www.microsoft.com. We regret having to take such drastic action, but we gotta eat too. Have a nice day. |
